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Euclid's Bastard by Christof Deboni
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Euclid's Bastard

Mixed media on paper, 2005 · 30 × 30 cm (tondo)

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New York · The Hague

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“Mathematics and geometry have deadened life on earth.”

— From “Euclid's Bastard”

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Euclid's Bastard by Christof Deboni
Euclid's Bastard by Christof Deboni, Mixed media on paper, 2005

Cat. 01

Euclid's Bastard

Christof Deboni · Mixed media on paper, 2005 · 30 × 30 cm (tondo)

In "Euclid's Bastard or Timeo mathematica et dona ferentes", Christof Deboni depicts the 'gift' of geometry and the burden it has placed on humanity. The viewer is first struck by a large structure dominating the canvas. Is it a giraffe? A water tower? The terrifying answer in store for the viewer is that it's a horse. Geometric lines have replaced the natural curvature of the horse's body, stripping it of its beauty, nay of its vitality. The message is clear: mathematics and geometry have deadened life on earth. Yes, THAT mathematics — universal in its nature, pure in its biases and infinite in its promise to help us understand the heavens. All rubbish, says Christof. He loads the beast with manure and its filth infects the stars and even the sun.

Disturbing elements are everywhere. The creature's tilted and towering neck emerges midway through its torso, refuting the idea that mathematics is leading. On top sits a triangular head that evokes the mythical Sphinx, traditionally considered both treacherous and merciless. Extra filth is smeared across it as it mocks the viewer with its irregular and outsized ears. Down below, its feet crush humanity into rectangular conformity. Even mountains, nature's great barriers, pose no threat. Oceans neither. In Christof's telling, mathematics will dominate and subdue all it encounters. Indeed, it is his answer to the troubling question William Butler Yeats raised in his Second Coming: "And what rough beast, its hour come round at last / Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?"

Does humanity have any recourse in face of this tyranny? Christof encodes a solution in the blue spirals in the top right, placed deftly as the beast looks away. What is this message? Quite simply, take water and scrub away all vestiges of geometrically constructed art. All of it! That's humanity's escape, and its salvation. Christof metaphorically starts with his own work. He's cut the corners out, creating an irregular, non-geometrical circle frame for the message. Look close and you can see dried water drops in places — destruction by a full wetted sponge is imminent. He's ready to sacrifice it all. The question he asks is "Are you?"


A Grand Old Tree by Christof Deboni
A Grand Old Tree by Christof Deboni, Watercolour and collage on paper, 2004

Cat. 02

A Grand Old Tree

Christof Deboni · Watercolour and collage on paper, 2004 · 28 × 28 cm

Christof Deboni's "A Grand Old Tree" is his first and only work addressing contemporary political issues. The title plays on the phrase "Grand Old Party" (GOP) which is synonymous with the Republican party. That nickname first entered the Congressional Record in 1875 and referred to Lincoln's successful military defence of the Union during the Civil War. Christof pays homage to this history by representing the party as an old tree with deep roots with few peers in the scene.

But 'grand' it is not, according to Christof. Simulating an enraged chimpanzee, the tree hurls its excrement towards the viewer. These faeces, represented by bold red, green and yellow shapes, have polluted the atmosphere we breathe. The orange head of the tree is a clear premonition of Donald Trump and his cheap perma-tan. Not all are offended, however. Near the tree, we see a gleeful man with a cartoonish smile on his face and extra-large gloves eager to catch the debris emanating from the party. But he largely misses out. Here Christof is noting that Trump's wrath is generally directed at other elites, much higher than the common man he claims to serve. The commentary suggests that Trump selfishly uses these working-class people as shields and decorations in his fight. Trump does hit the mark with Liberal elites, however, denoted by flying, manure-smeared bugs annoyingly flying around the tree. Christof plays no political favourites here, representing the bugs variously with dunce caps or as various insects. The bees are figuratively in Trump's bonnet, as denoted by the squiggly line in the centre of the orange sphere. Junior, less elite bugs, crawl instinctively towards the tree, unable to just walk away. They can only hope some Trump droppings land on them, elevating them in status among their peers.

Amid the chaos, the grass is still green and the sky remains blue. This is Christof's positive message to humanity, to look back from the tree and enjoy the proverbial forest. Nature endures.


The Green Bowtie by Christof Deboni
The Green Bowtie by Christof Deboni, Watercolour on paper, 2003

Cat. 03

The Green Bowtie

Christof Deboni · Watercolour on paper, 2003 · 35 × 25 cm

Christof Deboni's work often focuses on the themes of transition, rebellion and the conflict between mind and body using both pop cultural and historical references. In 'The Green Bowtie', these themes come together and challenge the viewer to understand their intersections. Where do they add power to each other, and where do they negate?

The viewer is initially drawn to the irregular jagged line at the top of the piece, signifying its importance to the theme. The bold black line alludes to Charlie Brown's famed shirt and Bart Simpson's spiky hair. The first reference recalls the turbulent and revolutionary 60s, when Peanuts achieved the height of its fame; the second evokes Bart's rebellious and mischievous nature. There should be yellow surrounding the line to make both references complete but Christof denies us the mellowing influence of the colour, leaving us to confront the stark meaning of the line's meaning.

Below the line, the components of a boy can be discerned, who is clearly Christof himself. Note the cool colours below the neck and the hotter tones above it. These highlight the inability of the artist's limbs to fully capture the fevered conceptions of beauty dancing in the mind. When viewed with Bart's hairline, Christof admits his nonconformity, while the Charlie Brown stripe reflects young children dealing with adult and societal issues. Christof identifies with that portrayal, reminding us that we're still children in adult bodies, universally unequipped to handle these complex dilemmas.

The green bowtie, normally a decorative adornment, is charged with holding the disparate body parts together. It's a hopeless mission. The outsized tie is deformed by the strain and appears ready to fly off the neck in a fit of despair. Note also the eyes peering above the tie. Christof is curious about the viewer's reaction, seemingly hopeful to witness the viewer's discomfort.

Below the neck, more abstractions and allusions. The torso is reduced to a mere pebble, incapable of carrying the weight of Christof's ambition, yet the head remains balanced. The feet, irregular and unjointed, emphasize the artist's clumsy and uneven journey to arrive at his unpleasant truths. Here Christof is clearly alluding to the simplicity and abstraction of Picasso's Woman Throwing a Stone as well as to the subconscious rebellion of Dali's Soft Construction with Boiled Beans (Premonition of Civil War).

Where are hands? They seem to be missing but Christof has located them beneath his feet (really, beneath nearly everything). There they lie — abstracted and unrecognisable. We are invited to join Christof in his despair at these incompetent tools. But there's another message. It's the artist's statement to his critics yearning for realism and concreteness. Christof will not acquiesce to these simple demands because his hands don't acquiesce. They can't. Nature doesn't allow them. And art must be honest to nature.


The Pestilence of Virtue by Christof Deboni
The Pestilence of Virtue by Christof Deboni, Watercolour with gold leaf on paper, 2007

Cat. 04

The Pestilence of Virtue

Christof Deboni · Watercolour with gold leaf on paper, 2007 · 40 × 30 cm

Disgust, revulsion and decrepitude — all are on prominent display in Christof Deboni's 'The Pestilence of Virtue'. Undoubtedly Christof's most controversial piece, the watercolour is filled with uncomfortable messages to the viewer.

One is first struck by the gold-encrusted wings of the bird and the stigmas of the flowers. Reflecting on the self-absorbed bird, one realises that it will never fly like it should with that heavy metal on its wings. The odd vertical branches in front of it further suggest the fowl's imprisonment as it gazes out through the bars. And what does it behold? An unrelenting sea of pea-vomit. To the bird, however, we imagine it only sees the colour of money. Such is the power of one's worldview — it crafts the very weather we experience, the very atmosphere we must breathe. We lament the bird's plight, and its poignant inability to discern its true situation.

And what of the flowers? Christof masterfully incorporates a pun on the term 'stigma,' beckoning the astute observer to unravel its significance. The shimmering pistils of the flowers reflect not vanity, however, but the glow of goodness, an innate desire to be righteous. One wonders if the bird finds solace in seeing others similarly chained by their virtues. Perhaps he vainly misconstrues their gleaming stigmas as reflecting his own noble sacrifice for beauty. And one young flower, courageously leaning into the cage, seems to wish for that same moral clarity, even at the cost of freedom. Through this juxtaposition, Christof's masterpiece forces a dramatic turn that upends our understanding: vanity and virtue are in fact kindred spirits, both unwittingly binding and blinding their victims to prisons of their own making.

Over to the left, two elder blooms, perhaps the entering flower's parents, proudly watch the young one entering the cage. It's a heart-wrenching sight, the heavy mantle of righteousness leading to the tragic cycle of entrapment and pride being perpetuated in the next generation. The elderly flowers themselves seem lost, having long accepted their captivity. But Christof is making one last attempt to reach us. Indeed, amidst a world of discarded candy wrappers and TikTok bulldozer videos, his work violently grabs us by the lapels and asks, "When will we ever learn?"

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